Suddenly, Google Maps plots out an advantageous route, avoiding known hangouts of roving robbers and malevolent mummers, before wishing you seven blessings. It’s a magnificently illustrated piece that almost makes you feel like you’re out and about coming south from The Twins, looking on your anachronistic cell phone with its inexplicable full bar service status, attempting to discern the best way to reach King’s Landing while completely avoiding the dreaded visage of Harrenhal. Ranging from the dearth of denizens in The Land of Always Winter to the hot-tempered Desert drama of Dorne, this road-ready Westeros map (created by selvag) was thrown together to be sold as a physical display poster available on Etsy.